Thursday 15 October 2009

Walter the duck

Walter the duck was swimming.
He was swimming in the pond.
He swam in the pond with Wendy the duck.
Walter liked Wendy and Wendy liked walter.
Because they were ducks.
So they did what loving ducks do.
And they f... found themselves a pastor duck.
Who married them and they went home.
And had little Walter and Wendy ducks.
Which they named Winnie, Willy, Wilfred, Wanita and Wdonna Duck.
But all was not well in Duckville,
Ray Gibson heard about ducks a lot,
And he got tired of hearing about ducks,
Duck this, duck that, write a song about ducks, frisbee DUCK!!!
Ray was so annoyed by the ducks that he was filled with murderous intent,
and went and stabbed Vanessa in the face.
RIP Vanessa, because ducks named Walter make Ray Gibson Homicidal.

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